1. Maybe Spending The Rest Of Your Life In A Madhouse Will Teach You Some
2. My Mule Wouldn't Walk In The Mud So I Had To Put 17 Bullets In Her
3. You Want Fries With That?
4. My Wife's Ex-Husband's Grandfather's Bowler Is Now Mine And I Never We
5. Minimalism Is Not Incompatible With Density
6. With A Car Like That You Must Be Knee Deep In Whores
7. Tell The Little Man With The Big Head The Bank Is Closed!
8. Fruit Pie Salesman With A Whoopee Cushion Living In Witchita Falls Or
9. I'm Going To Cut The Soles Off My Shoes Sit In A Tree And Learn To Pla
10. Better To Be Early Than Lift Your Leg