1. Intro
2. Talking To Girls At Bars
3. Crush On Waitress
4. Texting With Girls
5. I Kinda Have A Boyrfriend, Is That A Problem?
6. I Think Too Much
7. The Macaroni And Cheese Fuckin' Days Are Over
8. Wasting Time On The Internet
9. The Donut Video
10. Sign Language For Jizz Everywhere
11. My Favorite Racial Slurs
12. Motley Crue Tour Vs. Aziz Tour
13. Toronto Customs Lady
14. Lady With The Puppies
15. Driver That Had A Dick On His Shoulder
16. Harris' College Essay
17. 50 Cent Grapefruit Story
18. Online Fight
19. Jay-Z New Year's Story
20. R. Kelly Online Video Dictionary