1. Prologue..."the Path Of Truth Is Plain And Safe" (Act 1)
2. Dialogue 1. "i Am Sorry, Ma'am" (Act 1)
3. Dialogue 2. "she Wasn't Exactly What You Would Call A Beautiful Woman" (Act 1)
4. Dialogue 3. "dede! Darlin How've You Been?" & Arietta "fantastic, Great!" (Act 1)
5. Dialogue 4. "you're So Like Her" (Act 1)
6. Dialogue 5. "uh, Susie - You Must Be François" (Act 1)
7. Dialogue 6. "oh François, Come." (Act 1)
8. Dialogue 7. "welcome To The Family." (Act 1)
9. Dialogue 8. "say, Who's That Character With " (Act 1)
10. Dialogue 9. "dede, Where's Your Brother (Act 1)
11. Readings "who Can Find A Virtuous Woman?" & Choral "god Has His Ways" (Act 1)
12. Aria "you're Late " (Act 1)
13. Trio "dear Daddy, Daddy Dear" (Act 1)
14. Finale "merry Christmas To You Too, Asshole" (Act 1)
15. Postlude (Act 1)